Ways to Turn Down Men !!

**nassira** · 02/02/2009, 05h00

Man: Is this seat empty ?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign ?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Can I buy you a drink ?

Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads

Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs

Man: I think I could make you very happy.

Woman: Why? Are you leaving ?

Man: Can I have your name ?

Woman: Why? Don't you already have one ?

ringo · 02/02/2009, 05h12

this isn't not funny

**nassira** · 02/02/2009, 05h31

why not a rin9o, it's just a joke, you can say " ways to turn a weman" too !

**Pe|i** · 02/02/2009, 08h08

nassira sexiste

sadalif · 02/02/2009, 10h30

@nassira: women's dreams are so sweet...

With me they never do that...

... they just slap me and run away...hhh

**Casawia** · 02/02/2009, 14h40

thanks nassira, that's so funny

makayen gheer allah ya3tik s7i7tek

RuiJay · 02/02/2009, 17h19

good jokes.. now, you know how to say No to a man.

**nassira** · 02/02/2009, 20h21

	Citation:			Posté par sadalif
	@nassira: women's dreams are so sweet... With me they never do that... ... they just slap me and run away...hhh

I should add it to the list :

sadalif : can we be friends ?

woman : (no answer, slap and run away) !!

**Casawia** · 03/02/2009, 13h40

	Citation:			Posté par nassira
	I should add it to the list : sadalif : can we be friends ? woman : (no answer, slap and run away) !!

you killed me by laughing

sadalif · 03/02/2009, 13h49

@Casawia: so this one is for you

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

02/02/2009, 05h00	#1
nassira العـــز و النصــر Date d'inscription: 10 2006 Sexe: Messages: 7 922 Crédit : 50723	Ways to Turn Down Men !! Man: Is this seat empty ? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down Man: Hey baby, what's your sign ? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Can I buy you a drink ? Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money. Man: Your face must turn a few heads Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs Man: I think I could make you very happy. Woman: Why? Are you leaving ? Man: Can I have your name ? Woman: Why? Don't you already have one ?
	. صمتي لا يعني جهلي بما يدور حولي .... و لكن ما يدور حولي لا يستحق كلامي

02/02/2009, 08h08	#4
Pe\|i Green heart ^.^ Date d'inscription: 02 2006 Sexe: Messages: 16 467 Crédit : 3179908986	nassira sexiste
	الرجل لي مزوج وحدة "هجال"، و لي مزوج جوج "دار لفال"، و لي مزوج ثلاثة "عوال"، و لي مزوج أربعة "عاد يستهل يجلس مع الرجال" Mejihad 3ziz wakha wydadi

02/02/2009, 14h40	#6
Casawia 96i6a Date d'inscription: 04 2005 Localisation: Le Coeur De Casablanca Sexe: Messages: 11 244 Crédit : 1018616	thanks nassira, that's so funny makayen gheer allah ya3tik s7i7tek
	If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there

02/02/2009, 17h19	#7
RuiJay Touriste Date d'inscription: 04 2005 Localisation: U.S Sexe: Messages: 48 Crédit : 622	good jokes.. now, you know how to say No to a man.
	Softwares are good when they're Free...

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02/02/2009, 05h12	#2
ringo Date d'inscription: 04 2006 Localisation: IGMIR CITY Sexe: Messages: 4 574 Crédit : 290	this isn't not funny

02/02/2009, 10h30	#5
sadalif Accro Date d'inscription: 07 2005 Sexe: Messages: 4 573 Crédit : 3225619	@nassira: women's dreams are so sweet... With me they never do that... ... they just slap me and run away...hhh

03/02/2009, 13h49	#10
sadalif Accro Date d'inscription: 07 2005 Sexe: Messages: 4 573 Crédit : 3225619	@Casawia: so this one is for you Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.