True telephone's conversations !

**nassira** · 04/07/2008, 13h17

Helpdesk true telephone conversations !

Helpdesk: How may I help you?

Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?

Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle

around it ...

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Helpdesk: how may I help you?

Male customer: Hello... I can't print.

Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ..

Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not

Bill Gates damn it..

Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?

Customer: I have problems printing in red...

Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?

Customer: No.

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Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, how may I help you ?

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

Customer: I guess it is yes !

Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.

Customer: OK !

Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?

Customer: Yes

Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.

**alexander** · 04/07/2008, 13h22

very smart customers

thanks nassira

**nassira** · 04/07/2008, 13h24

	Citation:			Posté par alexander
	very smart customers thanks nassira

u r welcome ,

I like the first one she wants to make what they call it in morocco "bouboucha" ------> @

-sunrise- · 04/07/2008, 16h58

i liked the third one thank you nassira

**sadalif** · 04/07/2008, 22h56

The last one is the best

**nassira** · 04/07/2008, 23h25

sunrise & sadalif , I'm pretty sure that the last customer was Nikita !!!

waht do you think you ???

ethique · 11/08/2008, 17h40

hi everybody

we found this very funny

but let's remember our first days with computer

soso funny

Best wishes

Who-Cares · 12/08/2008, 23h26

Good ones.

Thanks.

SuZiTaToh · 12/08/2008, 23h54

	Citation:			Posté par ethique
	hi everybody we found this very funny but let's remember our first days with computer soso funny Best wishes

Perfect topic to post

And for the jokes, its very funny , thanks for sharing Nassira

milouky · 13/08/2008, 01h09

	Citation:			Posté par nassira
	sunrise & sadalif , I'm pretty sure that the last customer was Nikita !!! waht do you think you ???

i think so

very funny jokes thanks nassira

04/07/2008, 13h17	#1
nassira العـــز و النصـــر Date d'inscription: 10/2006 Sexe: Messages: 4 200 Crédit : 17900 Réputation: 769	True telephone's conversations ! Helpdesk true telephone conversations ! Helpdesk: How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it ... ----------------------- Helpdesk: how may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and .. Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it.. Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem? Customer: I have problems printing in red... Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer? Customer: No. ----------------------- Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, how may I help you ? Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: I guess it is yes ! Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer: OK ! Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.
	Dernière modification par nassira ; 04/07/2008 à 13h31.

04/07/2008, 13h22	#2
alexander azrou je t aiiiiiiiiiiime Date d'inscription: 03/2008 Localisation: jar obama, lol! Sexe: Messages: 3 023 Crédit : 90643 Réputation: 564	very smart customers thanks nassira
	du retour a l etat normal

11/08/2008, 17h40	#7
ethique Naturelle Date d'inscription: 01/2008 Localisation: salé Sexe: Messages: 109 Crédit : 747 Réputation: 94	hi everybody we found this very funny but let's remember our first days with computer soso funny Best wishes
	يخاطبني السفيه بكل قبح فأكره أن أكون له مجيبا يزيد سفاهة فأزيد حلمـــاً كعودٍ زاده الإحراق طيباً

12/08/2008, 23h26	#8
Who-Cares Faty Owns You Date d'inscription: 06/2008 Localisation: Casablanca...Morocco Sexe: Messages: 36 Crédit : 812 Réputation: 12	Good ones. Thanks.
	Sig.

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04/07/2008, 16h58	#4
-sunrise- Immigrant Date d'inscription: 06/2008 Localisation: chez mes parents Sexe: Messages: 60 Crédit : 990 Réputation: 18	i liked the third one thank you nassira

04/07/2008, 22h56	#5
sadalif ach dani lach mchit... Date d'inscription: 07/2005 Sexe: Messages: 3 400 Crédit : 1110816 Réputation: 940	The last one is the best

04/07/2008, 23h25	#6
nassira العـــز و النصـــر Date d'inscription: 10/2006 Sexe: Messages: 4 200 Crédit : 17900 Réputation: 769	sunrise & sadalif , I'm pretty sure that the last customer was Nikita !!! waht do you think you ???

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