Just for laughs

[Casawia]

Some jokes in English

Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.

1st: How yours look like?

2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?

1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend to death.

Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

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What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??

"Without Information Fighting Everytime"

Wife replies," No, It means ,

"With Idiot For Ever !!!"

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Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and

Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: u know the importance of period?

Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs ???

No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.

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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential

Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.

Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.

Mother Faints... --

[RedEye]

the last one finished with me (salate m3aya)

[alexander]

really funny

thanks!

hey, don t visit the noukat section!!! there is an epidemia that a girl spread there, it makes people make bad jokes ( 7amedine) so stay here you re good and we need you so we don t have to look at the noukat section and that girl's messages

[Casawia]

	Citation:			Posté par alexander
	really funny thanks! hey, don t visit the noukat section!!! there is an epidemia that a girl spread there, it makes people make bad jokes ( 7amedine) so stay here you re good and we need you so we don t have to look at the noukat section and that girl's messages

thanks for the info bro, I've been informed about that before and now I am wearing a protecting mask....anti lemon jokes

[alexander]

	Citation:			Posté par Casawia
	thanks for the info bro, I've been informed about that before and now I am wearing a protecting mask....anti lemon jokes

no ! not lemon it s lime jokes

[fax02]

it'ssssssssssssss ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hahahahahaha the fourth it's very very funy

[Casawia]

Health and rest (bessaha w raha za3ma)

[ZIKAS]

diz iz veghy fany kip gowin shrimpa (9imrouna)

[-sunrise-]

	Citation:
	Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.

i like this one and also the last one thank u brother they are really funny

[Casawia]

	Citation:			Posté par -sunrise-
	i like this one and also the last one thank u brother they are really funny

you are welcome my dear

PS: I am your sister