Noukat - 7omma9

[Sultan Rachidovic]

hadi b7al noukta 3awdha Rachid NINY (chroniqueur a assaba7)
gallik hada le ministre de la santé au maroc "chikh biyadi allah" mcha l'wa7d l'hopital psycho.. dkhel m3a l'2a6iba2 tidoro f'les chambres.. chwiya ddaweh l'une chambre dial test :

- hna saidi lwazir tandirou les tests l'lmerda bach n3erfou wach braw oula la.. derna lihom hna un baignoire (7emmam) 3amer b'lma.. ou tan36iwhom m3al9a kbira ou m3al9a sghira... ou tangoulo lkolla wa7ed ykhwi had l'baignoire
- lwazir howa yne99ez : ila bda tikhwi fih b'lm3el9a sghira tatreddouh yddawa ou ila khwah b'lm3el9a lkbira tetkherrjouh yak!
- alla sa3adat lwazir.. swa khad lm3al9a lkbira oula sghira rah ba9i mride.. 7it khasso y7iyed l'bouchon dial l'baignoire ila bgha ykhwih!!!

[ya3 nssara]

" ya3 nssara 3 et 3, ça fait combien ? demande l'instituteur.
...

- Match nul, monsieur !" achkayn chkon l7ma9 daba ana ola 8oma

[lordvoldemor]

fsbitar l7oumma9 far9ou 3lihoum des cahiers w des stylos bach yketbou 1 truc. ha lli 9atte3 lktab, ha lli klah, ha lli chreb lmdad...
wa7ed fihoum gaaaaaaaaless wkaykennech, ja 3ndou ttbib gallou moumkine nchouf, galou oui hak?
f la 1ere page sa7ebna kateb b 1 belle ecriture "al khouyoulou tajri" w fle reste dyal lktab TRBAN TRBAN TRBAN TRBAN

[FoX]

8ada wa7d 6bib ferre9 3la l7omma9 dialou kolla wa7d 36a8 der8am. Koulla wa7d ach dar 8a lli rma8a 8a lli 3ad8a illa wa7d khcha8a fjibou ou b9a sa9el. 6bib gal m3a rassou 8ada wa9ila rja3 lou 3a9lou mcha sewlou gal lou 3lach derti8a fjibek ??? Gal lou l7ma9 chuuuut 8der bchwiya lmalik na3ess )))

[dodi]

hadou sbitar dial l7omma9 bghaw ydirou lihom test w houma yfar9ou 3lihom l9tout (les chats) iwa kolla wa7ed wachnou kaydir biha chi kay9ajha chi la7ha mn charjam chi 3adha illa wa7ed b9a kayl3ab biha bchwia w kaydwwzha 3la wajhou w kay caresséha tbib chafou houa ygoul safi hada rja3 3a9el houa yamchi 3ndou gallih tba3ni l bureau tbib dar houa yl9ah chad dik l9etta maskina kay3sser fiha galou ach kaddir houa yjawbou "fou6ti wana 7orr fiha"

[salimovic]

hada wahd lk7l labs kitma khla orkb wahd merceds bida odaz 3la whda ogl lha a kijitk galtlo bhal koka ftlaja

[pippo]

wa 7am9a hadi mrida

[granthill09]

hada 1 sat smitou samir ghadi bi al 7omma9 fi 1 voiture howa chifour
malli kan ghadi tla9a bi sa7bou mastafa gal lih nwaslak m3aya gal lih ok merci
chwiya waslou sbitar jaw tappa bdaw ki nazlou fi al 7omma9 o howa ibda ighawwat mastafa lllllllaaaaa rani jay m3a samir
o homa ina9zou al 7omma9 galo lih ta malek ra7na kamlin jayyen m3a samir

[nab-sarsoora]

KHASKOM TKRAWHA  
hada wa7ed al sat tjawaj mra khayba bezaf, al mohim tra lih wa7ed al mochkil o hwa yadkhol al 7abss o khala mratou 7amla, iwa glass fi al 7abss 10 ans, mnin khraj mcha 3and martou galiha finhowa waldi galtlih rah khraj khayeb bezaf o ana ndih li wa7ed al khayriya o rah smito Sobhi, mcha al sat li hadik al khayriya lka fiha 6 les etages, mcha li 1 etage lka maktouba "makan al atfal dat al woujouh al jamila"ghawat sobhi majawbou 7ta wa7ed, o howa yamchi li 2 eatges lka maktouba"makan al atfal dat al woujouh al motawassitat al jamal"ghawat sobhi majawbou 7ata wa7ed,o howa ytla3 li 3 eatge lka maktouba "makan al atfal dat al woujouh al kabi7a"ghawat sobhi majawbou hata wa7ed, tla3 li 4 etage lka maktouba"makan al atfal dat al woujouh al 9ariba ila al 7ayawanat"ghawat sobhi majawbou 7ata wa7ed, o howa yatla3 li 5 etage lka maktouba"MAKHLOU9AT 3AJIBA"ghawat sobhi majawbou 7ta wa7ed,o howa ytla3 li 6 etage lka maktouba SOBHI MERCI !!

[nab-sarsoora]

hada wahed bra ykalled spider man whouwa yemchi and wahd dregri wglallih atini wahd lcourda dial 18m , wmli tlah men limara tfarchekh ,wmli jaou lbouliss, mchaw yssaoulou moul dregri wach houwa liba3 lih lih lcourda, houwa ygoul lihoum: ja galia brit 18m sa3a thallit fih watitou 28m lahkach bah rajel meziane wkaythalla fia hta howa !!